oxycodone, Xanax, and Fentanyl

This has gotta be the least surprising one. Like, if Sexual Misconduct was an American God, you’d cast Michael Douglas to play him.

i think you know that weren’t a answer.

I just watched the special: Dave addresses the anger at the trans community towards him. While it’s not the most, uh, progressive thing ever (“I believe trans people! The fact that they’re willing to cut their dicks off is more than enough proof for me”) he does point out that he in no way thinks trans people should…

Meshach Taylor?

I for one can’t wait to see Christopher Plummer in Deadpool 2.

Or combine the three and wash elderly llamas!

I gotta change names and avatars.

I know about a Cosby sweater that would pair well with that fleece vest. It’s a male thing, not a race thing.

When it takes Alec Baldwin of all people to give us a lesson in humility, we know the mankind is truly fucked.

Half expected Ed to pour hot soup in his lap and ask him to stay for espresso.

She posed on Mitch McConnell?

I really hope his version of Hef has “Horny” tattooed across his forehead.

Can’t spell Abdusalamov without USA.

seriously, what the fuck is going on with Jerry?

The cocaine is a perfect aid to staying awake through a Lana Del Rey set.

Weird. I would have thought he was more a Booker’s man.

“But what about children’s buttholes?”

I’ve heard Stevie Wonder also puts on a red costume and patrols the streets of Hell’s Kitchen every night as well. Many people are saying this.

I was the dailies editor on IM2. Hear my story: