Acti-Blizzard: “We’re evil, wealthy, and there’s nothing you can do about it! Here, have this WoW subscription!”

Someone on Twitter said it should have been Lizzo, and they are 1000% right because not only would she look fab, but she’d bring something musically to the table.

“ because it’s a structurally questionable movie with some bad writing and underdeveloped (or underused) characters.”

I’m rooting for Poker Night 3 and a bunch of Gwent jokes.

Were you hoping for an in-game revelation that the hookshot was cut? Have you been anticipating the moment, 100 hours into Breath of the Wild, where Ganon looks at Link with a sinister smile and says, “There’s no hookshot!” Were you hoping to spend 400 hours uncovering every inch of Breath of the Wild’s massive world…