This reminds me greatly of VR.5 from 1995 - one of my favourite first casualties of Fox cancelling worthwhile shows.

Gearbox: “MAKE SOME MAYHEM”
“NO! NOT LIKE THAT”
“THAT’S TOO MUCH MAYHEM”
“STAHP”
“STATE-SANCTIONED MAYHEM ONLY!!!”

I bought the game already, and have requested a refund because of this. So no, just no. I wouldn’t care if it was contextual, but it’s just gratuitous. 

Yet for all their marketing this is literally the first I’m seeing of it. Maybe they should branch out a little and get some coverage on adjacent media like gaming blogs and.....oh....never mind.

Battery Life?

As a poly guy I love this song. Who the fuck is Yow anyway? Never heard of him.

I would kill for a remaster of the very first TLOZ in this style.

Yeah....no, considering the Zim voice cast were doing the recording in November last year and only got to see the final cut themselves in Feb - it hasn’t been finished for over a year. It’s barely been finished for a few months.

It’s a six month deal, no biggie. The two main problems are that a) the epic game store is way too new and missing features and security that Steam has had for years and b) Everyone harping on about how Steam needs its monopoly broken - surely exclusivity on another store is just as bad? I thought the point was to…

I like BB videos, I just don’t understand why your headline always says “YouTuber discovers” rather than “Shesez discovers” or “Boundary Break reveals...”

I hope it’s Telltale Poker Night 3, personally.

Am I witnessing Japanwashing? Couldn’t they just hire Italian-American actors?
I don’t understand this world any more.

“insures foul weather?”

Only thing I’m looking forward to out of this is the data mining for interesting hidden bits and pieces.

Funny, I nailed this one on the second try. All of about 4 minutes, really. Just stick to the trees, and be patient. It really wasn’t hard at all, and I didn’t have any special sneaking gear. I wouldn’t call it the worst mission by a long shot. Annoying.....well, maybe slightly.

You’re exceedingly happy with the term “Horny Casino” aren’t you?

Maybe you’re inherently poly, and can’t get everything you need from a single relationship?

Nissan is a car company. Pretty sure it was Nissin that questionably invented cup noodles.

Literally the only amusing and readable part of this grudge piece.