“My answer is simple,” he said. “You need to have the best story, you need to have the best graphics, you need to have the best battle system, you need to have a lot of content, you need to have the Chocobos, you need to have Moogles, you need to have great sound, and that makes a Final Fantasy. And if you’re…

The joke I like to make with my wife when it comes to things like this is that “they just want Metallica to make another ‘... And Justice For All.’” I.e., fans want something new, but they want the same thing again too. Creators (musicians, game developers, etc.) are damned if they change, damned if they make the same…

Not just at the beginning of paragraphs, sometimes it’s in the middle of a sentence.

“Over the course of the 70 or so hours it takes to beat the game, tells an episodic story about the roles played by Valisthea’s various Eikons.”

Final Fantasy XV is underrated? It’s the most disappointed I’ve ever been in an FF game. I get actively angry thinking about the wasted potential with the story, chraracters and world. The whole way it was released and handled came off like the devs being honestly shocked that people care about those things in a Final…

Wonder Woman Gadot A Possible No-Show, But Honestly We Don’t Know, Just Need Clicks for G/O

Normally I don’t point out minor mistakes but you have this tagged under Nintendo which might screw up some algorithms I’m not smart enough to understand

I’m ga-ga for this!

You are not a serious person.

Elon is an asshole

oh fuck off with that noise.

He’s kind of right - cis-gender is a group designation with negative connotations that is most often used to criticize and condemn.

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Insufferable man-child piece of shit con artist.

I’m convinced Elon never had any friends growing, and now that he’s super popular with the terminally online right he will do anything to please them.

I would literally steamroll groups of enemies with a set of legendary gorilla arms and a berzerk mod. The author hasn’t played enough evidently

Every single one of these guys look like a Logan/Jake Paul clone

As the article says, there’s really no good reason to start playing Cyberpunk right now instead of waiting for Phantom Liberty and its corresponding update.

A week only has 168 hours in it. I highly doubt this unless he’s invented time travel.

His attorney keeps mentioning evidence defending her client, but if that’s true how come the district attorney hasn’t seen it yet?

Just so people don’t have to waste their time, this is the weird cup explanation (Thanks Jez writer for being lazy or just being in the pocket of Big Today):