A man who initiated a relationship with a 15yr old when he was an entire adult older than she was (we all know he’s the worst but where were her PARENTS!). Who skipped out to another country to avoid facing consequences for multiple rapes is a dumpster fire. Who’d a thought?

I mean, he's from New Jersey...

After “wtf,” that was literally my first question.  Was this some old flip phone, or did he literally think it would be funny to throw away a perfectly good $900 pocket supercomputer?

Oh no, Twitch lost a thirst-trapping streamer. What are they gonna do now?

I mean, it's an awful death. Gotta have some class. 

Also funny: jail time, criminal record and being sued.

The James Cameron movie about this submarine sinking to the bottom of the sea, never to rise again, is going to be the best four and a half hours you’ll ever spend at the cinema. Tom Cruise is going to hold his breath for the entire duration of it.

I almost feel bad for Nicky. Everything about this story screams stupid and mean dude who’s been stupid and mean since 4th grade. Extra credit if it was his own phone.

I don’t know much about him either, but based on the trailer it looks like his dad is Zeus so he’s at least a demigod.

She got her dad’s cheekbones. Literally, he cut them out of his face and inserted them into hers.

“Spielberg directed two of the best films of his career.”

Citation seriously needed. West Side Story and Fablemans are fine, but they aren’t even top 10 in Spielberg’s filmography.

I can’t wait until we get creator’s commentary track on these episodes, where The Weeknd and Sam Levinson explain how brilliant they are while audibly masturbating.

The Weeknd played himself as quite the lecherous dickhead in Uncut Gems and admitted it’s because he was just like that back then (due to the film happening in a very specific timeframe in 2012), so you might not be wrong about this.

I honestly hate myself for watching this show. After about 5 minutes into this episode I had had enough and went to turn it off. But I didn’t. I am hoping this show ultimately has something to say other than serving for The Weeknd to live out his salacious creepo fantasties. I hope I am wrong, but I kinda feel this…

Hopefully this is the final nail in the coffin of pretending that Sam Levinson has anything interesting or even worthwhile to say (which somehow hasn’t happened despite him writing and directing an absolute navel-gazing turd like Malcom & Marie). I like Euphoria but it’s carried entirely on the shoulders of its…

Sorcerers definitely are into ATM atm.

“Because unless you’re a complete introvert...”

I mean except for the fact that if you have issues running the game and need to go over to the Steam forums to get help.  It works fine to sell games but as a platform it’s still missing a lot 

Here's the correct answer: nobody.

Every review I’ve seen has been pretty much “It’s not at the level of the first three but it’s a lot better than #4" and “while there’s not a ton of reason given for this movie exists, it’s still a lot of fun for what it is”.