My joke was based on the fact that she didn’t mention Grandpas who came from the USA, like many WASPs have. My joke was not implying that people from Sicily and Dubrovnik are WASPs. You have forced me to murder my beautiful joke.

Keas are pretty dope birds. The things they can do with their beaks are amazing. And yes, one of those things is pulling apart pieces of your car. Seriously, how do you KNOW there aren’t any delicious worms or grubs hiding under that weather stripping? I mean, yeah, they’ve probably never found them before, but maybe…

Dragon is a lot less complex than the apollo missions.

“And so, in conclusion, it is my opinion that the third way to kill a mockingbird was the best of the book. The others seemed like they would be too hard. Thank you.”

DeVos’s scheme will actually net your kid more voucher money for signing up other kids for private school than you receive for signing up yourself.

There are a handful of people that get a pass for working with this administration because of the nature of their work. The nature of the work that Musk is doing with SpaceX is such that taking a moral stand and cutting himself off from the White House, and therefore from loads of government contracts in retaliation,…

I wish this were possible. “Up to” should be illegal. It’s obvious that it’s fuckery. It’s the marketing equivalent to HR’s “Other duties as assigned”

I think you mean Robbie Moops.

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

“[E]verything depends on one’s assumptions, but I think that our assumptions—a Clinton lead, sure, but high uncertainty—has repeatedly been validated by the evidence we’ve seen over the course of the past several months,” Silver told Politico in a story published today. “The idea that she’s a prohibitive, 95…

Great! One more thing I can’t bring on an airplane.

A minority screwed on a ruling by judge Thomas?

“Right now, the billionaire does not have permission to send a single robotic probe to Mars, much less thousands of Earth citizens”

Actually its to tell them science and knowledge are tools of the devil and convincing them to breed like rabbits whilst using the threat of eternal damnation (with a massive plot gap, no less, why would satan punish his buddies?) to get leverage over your stupid population.

You goober, you have some reading to do. You don’t understand what Tesla wanted to be, what it is, and what it is going to be.

Not even sure why renewable solar energy available from your own roof panels even has to be sexy at all. It only has to be efficient and affordable. That’s it.

Well, duh.

“Nucular” is a commonly used metathetic form of the word “nuclear”. While it is usually regarded as a mispronunciation, and no dictionaries list this particular pronunciation as correct, several make mention of it because of its increased usage.

Please before you correct someone, know what the hell you’re talking about.

It’s not like this is the first mass produced electric car ever.