“I don’t need to think about, understand, or reasonably communicate nuclear policy, because I’m, like, smart.”

He has the attitude and hairline to tread the Bundesliga-bench-to-San-Jose-Earthquakes-to-Media-Troll route that was trailblazed a decade ago.

My issue is as much with the clash of the uniform green with the field turf green. Turn that field Boise blue on Thursday Nights and then we are onto something.

I prefer the Paul Ryan gym pics to the Paul Ryan lifeguard pics.

I agree with your controversial hot take.

“Keep pulling the sweater...”

Arena brought an end to the cuck tyranny of a prior USMNT generation. Maybe he will sweep away this generation’s skeletons too.

“I want length back there, and I will get it.”

The anomalously awful uniforms on Thursday night are the most aggressive of the NFL’s middle fingers. The last two seasons the Bucs (featured team because talented and winning franchise) have worn full red, head to toe. Those uniforms broke my TV, they ruined my eyes, and the Bucs were down 35-0 by halftime.

I think we are all waiting with bated breath for his rural anti-poverty program. Rural non-college whites with skills in carpet manufacturing and meth consumption are highly employable in 2016. He will fix their lives, because he is an outsider businessman who knows how to get things done for the benefit of…

You just began a thread about our favorite conservative celebrities/icons. Congratulations. Here are two of mine. I reserve the right to add to this thread.

How did you react to electricity?

The bill in his suit pocket is at least tidy looking, the bill spilling out above his button is sloppy, but the bill propped on top of his right ear... That’s the one that gets me. That’s the one that says I manipulated the favorable tax-treatment of debt in order to fuck American companies and American workers. …

Oh, are you garish old money or garish new money?

Please do a pictorial history of Republican trust fund progeny. This reminds me of those gross pictures of Mitt with cash spilling out of his pockets, and all of those white-nosed mugshots of W.

The cost of researching and engineering these things seems over your head. The real question is can/should the Model X be reviewed without mentioning the purpose of the vehicle? Without mentioning the vehicle’s aim, the article comes off as... welp, aimless. Skepticism is healthy when it is purposeful. Otherwise,…

I have to just say down here in the grays that I am really upset with all of you people for not giving this comment more love. I laughed pretty hard when I thought of this, in spite of myself, and my stomach shook when I laughed, like a bowl full of jelly.

It’s not that the article is too long, but that your mind is too short. Read to learn, so that you can be interested and interesting.

This seems like a reallly transparent way to curry flavor.

Is this personal anecdote statistically significant?