While watching the Bucs take a shit on their home field for 3 hours yesterday, I was actually texting how I wish there was relegation in the NFL. The threat of falling to a second or third tier college football conference might provide some motivation. If there was a chance they might be traveling to Oklahoma State…

+1 self-loathing silence

The GOP tweet was great. They know America’s assault-coverup-capital FSU is in the ACC right?

Wait, are you suggesting that the worldwide child raping factory battlestation isn’t already fully operational?

In 30CE, that crypt under Saint Peter’s was a great place to get under Saint Peter.

Compelling and entertaining, but not quite as simple and persuasive to me as ...

Butt Sir*

This country was founded on the encouragement and promotion of its best, brightest, and hardest working--meritocracy. A fundamental value which--through the market--makes us all better off.

I am not going to hand you a participation trophy for how accepting you are of your bigoted family and friends. That’s your world you live in. But don’t expect pats-on-the-back for making safe spaces for backwardness. Your conflict avoidance is precious.

Lol, I’m not telling the Obamas whom they can be friends with.

“It’s Thursday... let’s see... should I enslave natives, kill Jews, or fuck children today?”

For some people, odious racism is odious racism, regardless of the target. And candidates are responsible for the way their staff run their campaigns. The buck stops with the candidate. The racist actions of Karl Rove sit squarely in George W. Bush’s lap.

On the one hand, the Obamas probably respect the Bushes and the other (R)ent-Seekers for their historical control over the (R)ednecks and the (R)acists that form the three-legged stool sample of the GOP.

It takes even more courage to tuck it under your right elbow, as Pulisic has here.

Your biggest problem is that your knowledge is limited to finance, advanced or otherwise... At a glance and with about 4 seconds of thought...

Meta: Full of examples of the unstable new iOS, Deadspin article crashes my browser.

Lol. True as to the Tesla driver, but even more true as to the truck driver.

If you want Tesla to build some biplanes or long-range bombers, then they can probably pull that off for you. But I hope we can stop short of two more world wars, and yet still prove you wrong about the source of the vehicle manufacturing growth of the 1910s and 1940s.

“Can’t someone just show us all how to cook something scrumptious? Can we talk about the fall styles yet?”

“I would have gladly walked into a jet propeller.”