Imagine if climate science gave a fuck what Jalopnik thought was “cool.”

“A shit in my hand is worth two birds in the bush.”

I believe, with a high degree of certainty, that Trump simply read the short wiki page of George Wallace’s 1968 presidential campaign. The Southern segregationist racism and the midwestern bluecollar appeals are obvious parallels, but certain details like questioning the financial contributions of military allies are…

Just to be clear, you are asking us how a nurse shark gets a prescription?

Oh no, mine was a general reply to the author of the article. Really just wrong thread. I agree with your stance, which is a good stance and a wide stance.

Tough spot to be defending the dealership model. The author’s argument seems to be that between the two options of “Worst” and “Somewhat Better Depending on Your Experience” she favors “Worst.” “I dunno, I love paying a dealer middleman for purchase and service.” Is your concern with the legal argument or with the…

What is the average cost to car businesses of regulatory investigations and class action litigations—warranted or otherwise—for events over the last 20 years? I’m talking about verdicts/settlements, informal/formal regulatory investigations, and effects on share prices.

What’s it called when you leave beta in 1908 and never, ever change again?

I hope there is an article soon about all of the traffic accidents/fatalities that occurred around every single equity/debt transaction in the history of the Big 3. Omg, look they got a bailout from the US Govt, and they didn’t tell the Govt that some fuckin guy in Idaho ran his 1982 Impala into a ditch and died.

Sure, Jose follows and retweets neo-Nazi skinheads. But at least Jose doesn’t desire to fuck his own daughter like a parrot statue.

“According to my TI-86 calculator, the USMNT last night was at 54% full strength.” lol

If that were the case, everyone would foul him every time he was 25 yards out at the top of the box. It would be Hack-A-Messi. Why don’t they?

Oh, so all are evenly valuable/difference-making.

Yes, Jermaine Jones, Alejandro Bedoya, and Bobby Wood would have totally changed that game last night. (93% full strength. “Sorry, editorial correction 92% full strength”).

The first step in getting better at something is recognizing that you are bad at it. You seem to need a reminder that average is not exceptional. It’s helpful when something external forces you to face a denied reality. From someone who really enjoys the unity and entertainment of USMNT tournament adventures (except…

Oh definitely. In my view, every single game for 40 or 50 years should be “re-building.” But the federation/fans want immediate, tangible progress. As in any sport, there’s a tension between now and the future. And JK knows he can only advance the ball so far (and on only so many fronts) during his tenure.

I am here to reiterate my point that what we are talking about is a 40-year project of transforming the structure and culture of soccer in America. Those first touches and the pants-shitting panic that they represented were on full display last night.

Yes, 4-2-3-1, with dangerous outside backs that can get forward. And Jones can be Bradley’s personal sweeper, since that looks like something Bradley needs nowadays. Feed Dempsey plenty so he doesn’t start coming back too deep (4-3-2-1). Dempsey stays tucked in but high enough to avoid the lines getting compressed,…

Of the 3 coups, the CIA funded/armed the government in one country, funded/armed the rebels in another country, and funded/armed both sides in the third country.