“Can I take your order?.... Go ahead, HQ... Destination? ... Input coordinates... In the pipe, five by five.”

No, you’re wrong. That’s an actual quote from John McCain’s illegitimate black child. You ought to take a couple seconds and ask yourself: am I doing it wrong?

“I agree that the Bushes and their brand of Atwater Republicanism are absolutely the worst kind of people. They smile and glad-hand and speak of conservative values on Monday, then knife you in the back with race-baiting and anti-semitism on Tuesday. All in the name of being Guardians Of Privilege, as their party was…

Step 1: Hoof opening kickoff toward opponent’s corner flag.

More impressed with the technical control and the dip than the power (I can’t tell from this angle, but is there a bit of an outswinging bend on this?). Regardless, a great up and down, much to the keeper’s Biscay.

I hope this thread turns into a quad-measuring contest.

Building on this point. I am no big Ronaldo fan, but he’s the most explosive athlete in all of sports. From standing still, his first five steps are quicker AND more controlled than anyone in any sport. I think this explosiveness does translate to his aerial ability. Dunking a basketball with hands over one or two…

So you maintain that hand-eye coordination is more advanced/difficult than foot-eye coordination? Your point rests on that assumption. There are clearly still a lot of people in this country who don’t know what they are seeing when they watch soccer.

Einhorn is Finkle. Relatedly, Finkle is Einhorn.