No, you’re wrong. That’s an actual quote from John McCain’s illegitimate black child. You ought to take a couple seconds and ask yourself: am I doing it wrong?

“I agree that the Bushes and their brand of Atwater Republicanism are absolutely the worst kind of people. They smile and glad-hand and speak of conservative values on Monday, then knife you in the back with race-baiting and anti-semitism on Tuesday. All in the name of being Guardians Of Privilege, as their party was…

Step 1: Hoof opening kickoff toward opponent’s corner flag.

More impressed with the technical control and the dip than the power (I can’t tell from this angle, but is there a bit of an outswinging bend on this?). Regardless, a great up and down, much to the keeper’s Biscay.

I hope this thread turns into a quad-measuring contest.

Building on this point. I am no big Ronaldo fan, but he’s the most explosive athlete in all of sports. From standing still, his first five steps are quicker AND more controlled than anyone in any sport. I think this explosiveness does translate to his aerial ability. Dunking a basketball with hands over one or two…

So you maintain that hand-eye coordination is more advanced/difficult than foot-eye coordination? Your point rests on that assumption. There are clearly still a lot of people in this country who don’t know what they are seeing when they watch soccer.

Einhorn is Finkle. Relatedly, Finkle is Einhorn.