IWISHMYCATCOULDMAKETEA MAKES AN EXCELLENT POINT... AND I WILL AMPLIFY THAT WITH ALL CAPS.

I will be the best a tiny animal on Earth: the dikdik. The immature me (that’s 80%) laughs when I say dikdik. Dikdik. Ha!

I can do the freaky dart thing like I’m channeling an old man in a pub. I, too, love cats with hats...wait, are you me?!?