We really, really, really need the news to be just news. Opinions are not news. Having people in the “news” channels talking 24/7 is not fucking good for us. WHEN ARE WE GONNA LEARN?????????????

Your mom is so pissed..... riiiiight. No need to hide your love for the original man with a ‘stache. We’re here for you.

Just like her swipe at Chelsea was not at all a case of mistaken identity- it was Roseanne’s play on the, “All the Jews are connected and ruling the world” thing. She knows full well that Chelsea Clinton isn’t married to anyone even remotely related to George Soros. But Chelsea is married to a Jewish man, so....

Can we just bring this show back instead? Will Smith’s possible venture into Scientology notwithstanding...

Also, her mother is something of an expert in this area.

This gif is delicious

Indeed, but what seems to be changing recently is that when a name is popularly used on a baby girl, it is not automatically off the table for boys. You don’t meet boys named Leslie or Ashley or Hilary under age 50 because because they became tainted by girl cooties. Nowadays, you’ll find just as many male Taylors* as…

Is this like 2Ge+her for 2018?

I just saw them this weekend at Boston Calling, and having never heard of them before, was surprised at just how many people were at that set and new every single word. Towards the end of the set, one of the guys (boy banders?) just broke down and started crying in his bulletproof vest, while the other guys just…

A “Boy Band?” Except for the guy on the far right, more like Dad Band.

In defense, without this video he likely would never achieved citizenship in France.

because you know... 🎶I’ll be therrrrre🎶

That E type drop head the Duke and Duchess drove away in is a drop dead beautiful car.

“Thandie Newton grew her own pubic hair...”

This phrase makes it sounds like some people *outsource that task*...

#richcelebritypeopleproblems

Kevin Bacon will be joining the thread shortly.

His ancestors (pimp granddaddy) got here right before/during ww2 or so. So, his family didn’t do shit in this country until they got here and joined in on the fun exploiting black folk so, he can rightly stfu. There are so many white folk like him, who can trace their ancestors back only 50-100 years but talk like…

Where tamed means stole.

Hooray for the triumph of American Exceptionalism over actual history! You never have to apologise for anything if you never think you’ve done anything wrong.

“Our” ancestors, Don? Donald Trump is an anchor-baby for his Ghostbusters villain of a mother, and he’s the grandson of a felon who fled to the US from Germany. His family didn’t really participate in any of the “taming” he wants to take credit for.

I’ve tried phrasing it to men like this: