This is what happens when you incorporate NASCAR technology into your platform

Unless Tesla produces a software license that says the software is non-transferrable, then it IS transferable to a new owner with the underlying hardware.

And since no one seems to be able to locate a software license for the AP system (check the Tesla boards) I’m guessing they don’t have one that is enforceable.

I was surprised to learn that 346,639 Minis were sold (to whom?) last year

Because she's smokin' hot?

blue and black

that's clearly a dark blue color.

You mean bass-ackwards?

My girlfriend once asked me if it was a problem that white smoke was pouring out of her car. I told her that it was no big deal, it just means they haven't chosen a new pope yet.

i don't really care about all that since I was just making a poop joke

How insecure? Like Kevin Hart insecure? Or Woody Allen insecure?

"Has anyone ever seen a Silverado skip across the water? No? Nope. It'd sink."

Nor did I...

I like that. I don't know why, but I like it.

I... wait, what are we talking about again?

I know that TV and the media have convinced us that 10 inches is desirable, but there are plenty of people who are just as satisfied with smaller sizes. Frankly, 10 inches sounds SCARY.

That's what she said.

Pretty sure it's a Lambo bro

Pretty sure it's pronounced "Lam-Bo"

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I've thoroughly enjoyed your trip articles, Torch. Keep them coming. Also, as I've said before, your little boy is absolutely adorable.