This is what happens when you incorporate NASCAR technology into your platform

Unless Tesla produces a software license that says the software is non-transferrable, then it IS transferable to a new owner with the underlying hardware.

And since no one seems to be able to locate a software license for the AP system (check the Tesla boards) I’m guessing they don’t have one that is enforceable.

I was surprised to learn that 346,639 Minis were sold (to whom?) last year

Because she's smokin' hot?

blue and black

that's clearly a dark blue color.

You mean bass-ackwards?

My girlfriend once asked me if it was a problem that white smoke was pouring out of her car. I told her that it was no big deal, it just means they haven't chosen a new pope yet.

i don't really care about all that since I was just making a poop joke

How insecure? Like Kevin Hart insecure? Or Woody Allen insecure?

"Has anyone ever seen a Silverado skip across the water? No? Nope. It'd sink."

Nor did I...

I like that. I don't know why, but I like it.

Pretty sure it's a Lambo bro

Pretty sure it's pronounced "Lam-Bo"

$$$$$$$

I've thoroughly enjoyed your trip articles, Torch. Keep them coming. Also, as I've said before, your little boy is absolutely adorable.

It's like drifting Westminster Abbey.

According to Audi's (probably soon-to-be-fixed) website, the new 2015 A3 sedan will cost just $11,111. Man, screw the Nissan Versa — I'm gettin' me one of those!