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Even without those possible factors, turning a 17-year-old boy loose on the streets with a Lamborghini is tempting fate, an argument that is doubtless going to come up in a civil suit quite separate from the criminal trial.

Affluenza is a real condition, and we should throw the book at EVERYONE who has it.

Rich kid gets off - nothing shocking here.

If he has such mental issues how about we throw the father in jail for, essentially, handing his son a loaded gun knowing full well he wasn’t able ot handle it. As long as the .1% cab buy their way out of anything this will continue. They are so far beyond the rest of the world there isn’t a dollar amount that can

Thank you! The way I see it, readers will probably have the same questions I do. :)

It’s like the funhouse mirror reflection of a cool bike.  Everything looks too bloated. It’s a decent enough design, but why does it look so heavy? I mean, it’s a Harley, I know it’s going to be heavy, but it LOOKS heavy.

Now THAT’S a Jalop story!

Always a thrill to see an article about the Ridley Scott Superbowl commercial.

Perfect timing as this has been on my mind for a while now. I gotta say though, that Boom 3 is one ugly speaker. Whoever thought it would be a good idea to put a giant + and - on the side asymmetrically needs to be fired. It looks like i’m going to church instead of bumping WAP.

Yup, definitely done that one or twice (or 3493434593403449) times before. =P

The wheelchair in the bed has me wondering if the Toyota is modified for accessibility.  It wouldn’t excuse anything, but it adds potential answers to “what went wrong?”

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or become the president. 

Okay, does nobody else look at that and think ‘JohnnyCab’?

Right? Don’t care about the wheel when it’s an AWD G Body.

If you’re looking for the various ways that Trump has made money from the presidency, OpenSecrets has a good itemized list.

I am NOT hating on the Metro! I like them!

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