I complain about excessive politeness all the time. It’s insane here in SoCal. If I’m 10 yards from a crosswalk, cars are waiting for me to cross. WTF, I’m not even there yet. I could reschedule my entire day before reaching the crosswalk and these people are waiting for me.

That thing looks glorious! Congrats on the purchase.

Learned to drive on a 1990 Metro. Incredible fun and I swear it had one of the fastest warming heaters I’ve ever experienced. In the middle of a northeastern winter, covered in ice, the entire cabin would be toasty warm with ice melting off the windows in ~5 minutes.

Personally, I don’t want people to be fined. I just want them to get out of the way

I think trump as more Walder Frey than Lannister. If he’s a Lannister, then maybe he’s Orson Lannister, the dim cousin  obsessed with crushing beetles who died by mule-kick to the chest.

Yep, definitely. Personal experience says that “looked” bad, but it really wasn’t anything significant. If it was, PK would have been losing his shit. What happened, was PK was grabbing Sid’s leg, Sid wanted off, and this was the way to facilitate it. There was nothing dirty about it. That shit happens in a hockey…

So what if the original owner doesn’t want the squatter to leave? After three years, could they agree to sell the house and split the profit, thereby completely cutting out the defunct mortgage lender? I would assume not, but it sounds like another loophole in the law.

Haha, good point. But, I was thinking of a garage more for working rather than storage.

And there’s your argument for a Jalopnik employees’ garage...

I don’t watch basketball at all and don’t know Craig Sager, but man, this was great! So, Craig Sager is like a less abrasive American version of Don Cherry? Also, I love Kevin Garnett’s interview skills; he’s calm and actually tries to answer the question.

Yep, translucent. I hate to admit it, but this bothered me too.

“Porsh”

Raphael, come on, you’re normally pretty reasonable. They said it was one of the first rains in a while.

Just replace your windshield

I have a feeling that Tisha would complain about NJ just like the rest of us. (Tisha at NJ gas station) “OK man, just hang on. I have to first get out of my car in order to give you the credit card because I have a system and you’re screwing it up.”

For those few of you not building interplanetary spacecraft in your backyard from a pair of old Econolines and an Opel GT

FerraBRZee! Eliminates odors tires, fast!

Yeah not sure, I’m thinking the rear vehicle will just act as an anchor and prevent flips and spins. Probably safer than a pit maneuver

So what if the rear axle has an LSD or a locked diff?

Your weed wacker sounds glorious!