Doors go up, doors go down.

Why does the Golf R totally look like a Chevy Spark in this shot?

I think in maths we assume a 1-dimensional string...

Confirmed.

Nice 2010-2012 Ford Fusion.

Father!

Just like my Jeep is pretty much a BMW. Inline-six, RWD, 4-doors, 4 wheels. BMW.

The bus is rear-engined, rear-wheel drive, so it's basically a Porsche 911 with a bit more weight and a higher center of gravity.

I like this weird lever that comes out of the dash.

Never buy a used car from a complete douchebag. A partial douchebag? That's fine, otherwise you couldn't buy a used Porsche, Ferrari, or any car I'm selling. But a murdering, car wrapping, cat deleting (complete) douchebag cannot be trusted.

YOLO

wait a sec - is that a California w/ a gated shifter???

This one isn’t new, but I’m pretty sure it will be worth a lot in the future...

since it's metric, it's all in powers of ten. So a fuckton is 10^6 shitloads.

Yes.

Believe it or not, there is one real appeal to a Boxster Spyder over a GT4: slidey-ness

That is one nice-looking MR2.

Started with this

No. No. No...this is how you option a Boxster Spyder