Looks like an Outback and a CR-V had a kid.

Get one of these:

Wasn’t that the generation of the G5/Cobalt that had a problem with the ignition spontaneously shutting off, disabling the airbags?

My mom taught me to drive in a 1999 Saturn SW2 with a five-speed manual. In retrospect, it was pretty much the perfect trainer car - pleasant enough to enjoy driving, but crappy enough to make me really appreciate newer and nicer cars. Not sporty by any means, but with enough pep to get out of its own way (although,…

The lawsuit was a bit much, but why was he so opposed to using nissancomputer.com? It actually makes the site’s purpose clearer than nissan.com, and they did register the name for him and offer to trade, which seems like a perfectly fair deal to me. Why didn’t he take it?

Wow.

Is there a link to the Saturn one?

I first read the headline as “Mystery Car Takes Tires” and thought...don’t they all?

Two words: GIANT HANDS.

I think Fancy Kristen’s shift is hiring someone else - preferably someone famous - to do the shifting for her. Maybe this guy, come to think of it!

The car chase really was one of the best parts of the movie. Not saying the rest wasn’t good, but the car chase was great (and I love the remote-cockpit technology, fictitious though it may be). Too bad every single car got destroyed, though.

I would have nominated the Leaf, but it’s not a terribly well-kept secret that they’re surprisingly quick. The low center of gravity also helps. I’ve had a blast chucking mine around twisty mountain roads on many occasions, and the ability to easily smoke any fart-can Civic is a bonus as well.

Is it weird that the one thing I remember most clearly from that movie was the Camry police cruisers?

Sad about the Subaru and all that, but can I just point out that “Gearhart” is an almost-too-perfect name for a car enthusiast? Sounds like something Pixar would name a Cars character.

Definitely a Lincoln, because wordplay. Others have suggested a Continental, but just to switch it up, I’m thinking maybe a Town Car.

I know this is my answer to literally everything, but I really mean it this time:

I’d like to say I’m innocent of all of these, but I fear I have used “long time no see” on more than one occasion.

Slight correction: Weird Al wore a fat suit in the video for Fat, his parody of Michael Jackson’s Bad. He did not wear the suit in Eat It.

Enough said: