Our Saturn wagon used to collect water in the trunk, under the spare wheel. Dad’s solution? Drill a hole. Worked great until we could get the seals fixed and water stopped coming in.

No.

“Here’s what I found on the web for gorilla masks!”

I’m seeing a parallel between the old “it could be a BMW” ad and the modern “Real People” ads (blechhh!) where one of the smiley Not Actors inevitably mistakes the car for something much more expensive.

Warning: rant ahead.

I’m afraid I’m going to have to disagree on this one. In any movie that has a Mustang in it, the Mustang is automatically the coolest car in said movie. It’s just basic math.

Sitting over here with my Leaf watching people talk about gas prices like...

Can they just fucking kick this guy off of YouTube already? While they’re at it, they should get rid of Jake Paul and PewDiePie as well. Who even watches this shit?

This seems obvious, but did they check the odometers? The number of miles added since the theft could at least give them some idea of just how much mischief these cars are getting up to.

“What a shitty show.”

Best of all, for 30k, you could get a whole bunch of these!

Might have to overnight some parts from Japan...

Relevant song:

Evidently, “every effort” didn’t include actually getting the cars out of the damn building.

I stand corrected.

So when do we get the electric one?

Glad I’m not the only one who remembers the Marx Brothers.

I believe they were invented in the 1880s and first saw widespread use around the turn of the century, so...technically, early 1900s.

Four Amtrak accidents in a month. Four.

How did that kid manage to get a job in an auto parts store?