Thankful once again that I drive a Leaf. My auto parts store interactions generally go like this:

Hammond loves anything American.

So. Much. Facepalm. The sexism here is so blatant, I had to check twice to make sure this was a real article.

Please let this be COTD.

Both deserve COTD.

Ours was a red 1999 Saturn SW2 named Rosie.

Honestly, this could be a Toyota commercial advertising the Tacoma’s extra-strong mop-proof windows.

Woe to you, o road and track

Looking through the report, I can’t help noticing that Pickle isn’t the only excellent name. One of the cars is called Bolty McBoltface.

It’s a bird! On a plane! Not Superman!

This happened right where I live! I was driving home down Shelbourne street less than half an hour ago.

To each their own, I guess. I’d far rather drive a tiny car than an SUV.

So let me get this straight: instead of buying one small car that would be easier to get in and out of his driveway, he bought two small cars to guard the driveway so he can park his SUV more easily?

You know what? I actually love this thing.

Nice to see Saturn finally getting some appreciation here on Jello Picnic!

I disagree with Mazda on the media mind-control thing.

Even if they reach the overall efficiency level of an EV, so what?

My first thought was Saturn.

Not to spoil the smooth flavor of boredom that this car radiates, but what’s the deal with that almost-vertical rear window? I see it on a lot of cars from that era, and have never understood the point of it.

Everything makes me want to say Kachow.