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Cyrus Ramsey wishes he'd thought this through
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I miss Craig Ferguson.

Is NASCAR basically just a high-speed demolition derby at this point?

Your username has caused me to giggle uncontrollably. Because of this, I shall award you one (1) star. :)

Horsepower is how hard you hit the wall. Torque is how far you drag the wall with you.

“Trump said that he met with the president of the Virgin Islands, which is him...”

A towel.

Civic in the front, Prius in the back.

Rick and Morty is worth catching up on. Top Gear USA is not.

There’s one parking lot scene where, in the background, you can also see a blue Nissan Leaf (which I noticed immediately because it’s my daily driver in real life):

Not as exciting as most of the stories here, but here goes. On my way home from the grocery store when a blue F-150 pulls out of the turn lane almost right on top of me. I had to slam on the brakes to avoid a side collision. A couple of other trucks then appear out of nowhere behind, in front and to the right of me

Agreed. Who in their right mind would buy a PT Cruiser? ;)

Biggest D-bag at my high school had a similarly outfitted car. It was a Scion tC in black, with many large dents (he sucked at not crashing). The back seat was all subwoofers.

I live right near there! Wonder why I haven’t heard of this car (or, indeed, heard this car)?

Sounds like FCA spent all their money on product placement in that show, instead of actually building a decent car for once.

My mother and I were visiting British Columbia a year ago (we live there now) and Enterprise upgraded us from a Kia Rio to a Chrysler 200. God, that car was awful. The seat was so low and the beltline so high that my mom - who is by no means an abnormally short person - could barely see over the wheel, even with the

I briefly played a demo version of some crash-y racing game a while back that had a song in it called “Love To Hate To Love”. I have no idea what it was, but now it’s stuck in my head.

Anywhere else but Jalopnik, I’d think that was weird. Anywhere else. But not here.

Tesla was the obvious choice for me, but I decided against it because everyone knows Teslas are fast these days, so anyone who knows what a Model S looks like (or recognizes the T logo) would know the truth. Maybe if you took the badges off...

Step 1: Don’t use Twitter, because Twitter sucks.