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Cyrus Ramsey wishes he'd thought this through
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Oh boy oh boy oh boy, have I got the perfect car! You, my friend, need a Kia Stinger. The badge alone will make everyone think it’s just some sluggish slushbox, but under that unassuming hood beats a heart of pure RWD muscle-car fury.

If Twitter bans anyone - literally anyone - but doesn’t ban Donald Trump, then Twitter is part of the problem.

Same here. :)

As far as I can tell, “charges (the) batteries instead of heating up brake rotors and pads” means exactly the same thing. Heating brake pads is wasting energy.

Why would anyone buy a Model 3 when they could get a brand new, fully loaded Model S - a bigger, better, faster, longer-range car - for the same money?

Seems to me like a waste of perfectly good pizza.

“the forward motion of the car charges (the) batteries”

A moment of silence for all the utes that will never be.

But there are hundreds of moving parts in a gas engine, many of which move a lot faster than the crankshaft, and only one moving part in an electric motor. The total wear is still vastly less, and even when it does wear out, replacing that one part is a piece of cake.

But does it put gas back in the tank?

Excellent analogy! I love old steam locomotives, but it’s true that diesel power is far more efficient (and, eventually, all trains will probably be powered by overhead wire anyway, as many trains in Europe - and trolleys everywhere - already are). #trainlopnik

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That’s good, though, because you can choose what noise it makes. Personally, I prefer this noise over any engine, and I can hear it a lot better with no vroom-vroom in the way:

Okay, that actually looks pretty badass.

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Something about that headline (and the van as a whole) reminds me of Tiny Rick.

Dammit, NASCAR! As soon as I find out there’s a driver I actually like, he retires. Here’s hoping the next generation of racers include some cool people.

Yes, totally. But pick one you secretly hate - it’s still an Olds, and it will die on them as soon as you turn your back.

Noooo! Early 90s Camrys are the best! Get something that was doomed from day one. Old, small SUVs are perfect - how about a ‘90s Explorer or Blazer?

Don’t destroy the Olds if it still has some life left in it. Heck, you could sell it for $1.01 and make a profit! Instead, get a truly terrible car that really deserves to be wiped off the face of the earth.

Not any more, he won’t!