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Rest in peace, Tom Petty. May you forever ride down the King’s Highway.

I wouldn’t tempt fate...

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Rest in peace, Tom Petty. May you forever ride down the King’s Highway.

Yay, I got noticed! I’m so irrationally happy right now.

I actually like the way these things look, especially the coupe version. Nothing too showy or pretentious, just a simple, honest, well-proportioned everyday car. It was a simpler time for the visual elements of car design.

Spotted outside a local movie theater a few months back. One of these two cars is mine (and it’s not the Chevy).

I’d rather break a minor traffic law than have a major crash.

I have a detailed, multi-step process for dealing with tailgaters. Here it is:

I’m not debating that brake-checking is dangerous, but can I just point out how close the tailgater was before the brake-check? That’s not your run-of-the-mill “a little closer than I’d like” tailgating - that Trailblazer was scary close to the vehicle in front. That’s wasn’t mere distracted driving, that was clearly

Well, dang it. I guess I’m going to have to stop making fun of the Kardashians for a while.

“Masturbate the vehicles”...

Something seems odd about the police car photo at the top of the article. Those don’t look like cop car wheels to me...

(sees headline) YAYYY!!!

I wasn’t overly impressed with the first season of The Grand Tour - I thought it suffered from poor writing, too big a budget and trying too hard to be Top Gear without being Top Gear - but this looks fun. I’m interested to know what the deal is with that airplane being blown around that we saw in the trailer.