Interesting! I had no idea.

Nooooo! You can’t open Lightning McQueen’s roof! THAT’S WHERE HIS BRAIN IS!

And then you can save the rest and microwave it tomorrow. Two days of pizza for (slightly more than) the price of one.

Even if pizza were sold by the square foot, it would still be a better deal to get a bigger pizza, because a bigger pizza devotes a smaller proportion of its total area to crust.

Too “Meh” even for Meh Car Monday, eh?

I always wondered about the “male” symbol in the Volvo logo. Am I not allowed to give my car a female nickname? Do I have to buy a different badge for that?

Hey, a fellow Knight Rider fan! High five!

Or throw the trash out of trophy trucks. While going over jumps. Sideways.

Did you know that almost all of the materials in EV batteries can be recycled into more batteries? Just putting that out there.

Counterpoint: the Prius is terrible because it’s great.

Hey, whatever floats your motorboat. But, with a tiny three-wheeled car, I don’t think you’d really be taking long enough trips for the range to be an issue.

That was the correct choice of movie clip. Have a star.

I love the idea of small neo-classic-styled electric cars, but I’m not so sure about the three-wheeled part. To me, anything with a trike design is basically just a backwards Reliant Robin...and while that’s fine, I’m not sure I’d be comfortable having it replace a good old four-wheeled car.

What’s wrong with electric? It’ll be faster, smoother, quieter, easier to maintain...and it’ll certainly smell far better.

Can we all take a moment to applaud Weird Al Yankovic for featuring an early 2000s (or maybe late 90s) Hyundai in a music video?

Yeah, because that’s what FCA needs to stay afloat: more big, dumb, overpowered, pointless muscle cars. That will make money for sure.

I think most of these actually look better without the fake grilles (except the Mustang and the Cruze - weird little rectangles are too weird for me).

Didn’t they do this with two utes a while back?

“Porrera” sounds like a hot beverage for some reason.

But what if the car had spun a different way and hit the pole on the other side? The only safe place to sit is smack in the middle.