And people ask me why I moved to Canada...

I’ve been using engine braking (when driving a manual, anyway) since I first learned to drive. It’s news to me that someone thought it was bad in the first place.

Mustang joke, blah blah blah...

And it’s even beige!

I don’t know what car that trike used to be, but it sure as heck wasn’t a Camry. Looks almost like an early Saturn SC rear end, or maybe a Mazda of some sort.

Awesome! It’s about time the quintessential beigemobile (or, I guess, burgundy-mobile) got some love around here. Camries rock!

As I recall, at least one British ape was not all that impressed with the original Lightning.

Well, you succeeded in surprising me! After reading the headline, I was going to guess some kind of Japanese sports car engine, but nope.

Someone should do a Kickstarter to reshoot the video with the correct cars.

The answer is so obvious, I can’t believe I even have to say it.

There’s a solution to all of this. Make commercials that show the car on a racetrack. Doesn’t seem that hard.

I like this idea. A lot.

Why not just get the part from a junkyard ‘Vette?

As if the actual statement of the meme wasn’t sickening enough, they had to write it in Comic Sans. Talk about adding insult to injury.

“All we are is coyotes in the grille, dude.”

Crap, posted this on the wrong article by accident. Dang it, Kinja!

How about a 1975 Volvo 164? It’s only half the price of the phone, comes with a free parts car, and it’s less than 4 hours from me (not that I need such a thing): https://victoria.craigslist.ca/cto/d/antique-luxury-volvo/6251995301.html

I like the way you think! Really wish there had been a third-gen Firebird on the list so I could have my ‘80s TV dream car:

No photo on the LaSable? I’m suspicious. I bet you’ll pay for it and they’ll just hand you an iPhone instead of a car. What a rip-off.