I read this in Mr. Regular’s voice.

Okay...second most quotable.

That exists now. It’s called the Polaris Slingshot.

Oh my gods, YES. Galaxy Quest is, IMHO, one of the greatest films of all time, and certainly the most quotable.

I think you meant to type “Awesome, Invincible Baja Beetle Conquers All The Toughest Trucks, Spreads Them On Its Toast And Eats Them For Breakfast With A Smile On Its Adorable Little Face”.

I think the question is not “Does Cars 2 suck?” but rather “How much Mater can you tolerate?”

I’ve never heard of the Golf Country, and I don’t even like VWs that much, but I think I’m in love. Looks like something you could ride out the apocalypse in. Needs proper off-road tires, though.

All right, who photoshopped googly eyes and teeth onto the...

I have a particular problem with perambulators.

Ugh, I hate it when people do that. Those spots are reserved for a reason.

I’m sorry, but parking a gas car in an EV charger? He would have to be pretty arrogant and rude to even try that. I have no sympathy for this kid. I’m only glad they found his car so that the charger isn’t blocked anymore. Let the doofus take the bus.

I agree, the wheels are hideous, but at least they’re not chrome. I’d be willing to live with the wheels if the rest of the car was good enough.

Saturn Ion, specifically. Nearly all other Saturns - S-series, L-series, etc - have the speedo in the normal place right in front of the driver.

You should come visit Vancouver Island. We have those Delicas pretty much on every street corner.

What did y’all think of Cars 3?

You don’t want an SUV. Nobody really wants an SUV, they just think they do because they think other people do. I’m going to agree with Raph here and say the Subaru Outback is perfect here.

I firmly believe that we should equip all cars with the ability to scream in pain. Maybe that would make idiots like this guy think twice about the things they do to them for “fun”.

He might be a retired Stormtrooper.