Best movie title since “The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford.”

Of course he wouldn’t say something that would be that obviously devisive.

There’s only one way to settle this, January 27th’s Royal Rumble in Phoenix, Arizona!

“Blunt isn’t listening—she’s too busy trying to sweep airplane bottles and a half-eaten bean burrito back into her purse.” How can that be? Because everyone knows that Mary Poppins’ purse* can hold everything!

Are we sure the Bezos thing isn’t just a two-day ship?

My balls aren’t even that big...

Jeff Bezos has a new love interest.

“OMG bish your boobs are huge are you pregnant?” is absolutely a thing I have said to multiple friends. The answer is always yes.

It may not be part of the script, but it’s always been part of the dialog, and always will be.

Yeah. Did I mention she’s supposedly 18 there?

Optimus looks like "Hey, WHOA!"

The first time Bumblebee reveals himself to Hailee Steinfeld, the first thing he does after deciding she’s not a threat is lean his Bumblebee head longingly into her hands as she reaches out to him.

Use “the Shape of Water” for your search & you’ll find the fish-fucking film. 

That’s just Hound and Spike...wait, saying their names doesn’t make it any better, does it?

Or maybe they don’t entertain some people? Namely the people who vote in these lists?

I might agree about the nasal, but that lower gravelly (is that a word:)) register just makes it all ok for me. I just love it so much. 

Personally, I’m mad the Amazing Bag Man suit isn’t in the game.

(No, extra suits are awesome and cool but I don’t really care which ones we get.)

They did that in the Transformers: Prime TV series too. After his final battle with Primus, Unicron’s inert form drifted into the young Terran system and was captured by the Sun, with the rest of the planet eventually accreting around him. Made for some interesting visuals once Unicron partially awakened and began…

Well, not as bad as the AMCs in The Man With The Golden Gun. While nobody outside of America has any idea what an AMC is, everyone seems to have one in Thailand.

Call me ignorant, but I don’t consider GM to be a brand in the same way I consider Ford or Chevrolet or Chrysler to be a brand.