That does seem military enough for Hobbes, or they can load it up with some sort of tech-y attachment for Luda to drive.

Yet we had several origin stories for the Joker, and this is just one of them. Isn’t that the thing with Joker? That he has a multiple-choice past?

This is the comic book nerds equivalent of “Obama will be the first POTUS to drop a rap album and sell drugs while in office”.

Michael Bay has nothing to do with this except maybe influencing the casting (Dora was in Transformers 5 and Diego is a Wahlberg). The director directed the two recent Muppets movies Disney made.

Bay probably thinks that the Transformers franchise are problematic as a whole, selling capitalism to children and making the military he respects so much complicit, so he has always been trying to paint the Autobots and their human allies in as bad a light as possible.

Swiper was confirmed last year. Benicio Del Toro is voicing him.

It’s a movie that grossed 1.3 billion worldwide. It really wasn’t an entirely good movie, but let’s not kid ourselves by thinking that a blockbuster movie about dinosaurs is not a hit with children.

Also saying that “no one cares about Jurassic World 2" when clearly so many kids do. I know he may meant that as a joke, but too many people who write about media live in a bubble. They seems entirely oblivious about what people actually like or hate in real life.

Pretty sure a lot of Dora fans are in high school by now.

Probably the only thing he helped with the movie was the casting, since Isabela Moner was in Transformers 5 and Diego is played by the nephew of Mark Wahlberg.

Whether your character would be referred to as “he” or “she”, basically. They might be doing more with it, I don’t know.

Marvel has an actual character named Dr Bong, an obvious Doom parody. He’s an enemy of Howard The Duck. Surprisingly his name is actually due to his bell-shaped helmet, and the sound it makes.

Rian Johnson could not make TLJ totally fresh because Lucasfilm is obsessed with nostalgia, but he tried. At least he appreciates George Lucas enough by correctly summarizing the Prequels.

An irony that needs to be pointed out: If there are more non-white and female critics writing about movies nowadays, Alita might have better critical reception.

LOL. Just LOL.

Remember when Meet The Fockers had the studio gather real people named “Focker” from all over America to protest the MPAA wanting them to change the movie’s name? Maybe Fox should have done the same with Alita but for people with big eyes.

Would have to be something Marvel-related for that to happen. Their CEO have donated to it and even has an office at the Mar-A-Lago.

I feel the same way about Clint ‘Chairtalker’ Eastwood and Robert “Prison Made Me Conservative” Downey Jr.

Sounds like he’s a good reviewer.

I know this is a joke, but Google just ban 8chan itself, not stuff about them.