Gungans don’t rob your farm and caravan every other month.

Remember, nasty boys are people too!

2016 was also Year Of The Monkey. Coincidence? I think not!

Was it the one with the superintelligent clones that or the one where the two women who look alike cause everyone to go insane whenever they are near each other?

You should read the Spider-Man newspaper strip because something miraculous happened.

It was the gators’ territory first.

Next lets edit all the lightsabers out of Star Wars movies.

The current cartoon toys are generally cheaper than the Generations toys, mostly on the paint. They just make up for it with the design.

Gift someone the gift of Bisk, best Transformers toy of 2016:

Mortal Kombat itself was cultural appropriation 

It’s different if you watch it in real time

Have you watched the last few movies?

12:05 PM eastern standard time, the Muslims have vanished. Check for yourself if you don’t believe me. Where have they gone to?

There is speculation, of course. Scientists mention a cosmic storm that passed the Earth on January 20. A man says they are all in caves. Certain groups lament a faulty Rapture. A woman says…

I need another movie like Talladega Nights.

Blood Money had the Christmas Party level where you can dress up as Santa.

If there is an “auto-make a remaster for games people have been asking for” algorithm that makes new versions of old games, Parappa would have been processed years ago.

Actually the game was supposed to be a squad-controlled FPS in the vein of Rainbow Six with each member possessing a different power. I remember reading that you can play a sniper with superhuman hearing and a demolitions guy that can touch objects to see visions of where it had been,

Better than these guys, for sure.

Not completely. You can pick skills you want to advance in, but I think there might be bonuses for specializations.

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