Pictures depict the moments before Kylo’s annual Life Day tantrum.

He did great with his first Star Trek movie and half of STID, but he’s too much of a Star Wars fan to make a completely good Star Wars movie

Kylo and Anakin are the same, without Kylo even realizing it.

Anakin is definitely better than Kylo because the former went to the dark side to save people while the latter seems to hate his family. It’s a great irony for the character: he wants to be Darth Vader but he can only manage to become a bad copy of Anakin.

He’s in indie dramas if not doing comedy with Rogen. James Franco is not the mainstream media type most of the time (which is why everyone knows it’s him Taylor Swift refers to in her song as the guy who listens to “indie records better than mine”).

I want to name my daughter something that means “go around the other side of the mountain”.

I think it’s popular now because of a TV show too. Maybe a lot of Star Wars fans naming their boys after the main character of Rebels.

Lucas would be the least likely one to remake the series. I meant that warning he said about Episode 7 being a movie fans will like is true. It is a well-made movie but is too much of a rehash to a fault.

You mean Richard Donner? The original theatrical cut of Superman 2 had Zod and his fellow evil Kryptonians depowered and arrested. In his re-edited version of the movie, Superman and Lois threw them into an abyss.

Monkey’s paw, right here.

How appropriate, he’s the villain of The Force Awakens. Especially with that final line in the comic.

It’s supposed to be that way. Kylo is basically a manchild with a gun, like a school shooter.

He basically is Anakin, but his fall to the Dark Side is because he hates his family instead of loving them. It’s another example of how Kylo tries to live up to an imaginary ideal of Vader and gets it wrong.

Hey, you don’t have to mock his skin just because he’s old.

They are successful because they used to be good.

Oscar Isaac is The Handsomest Man In Space in this movie. No, that’s his character’s name. Do you see anyone else in the cast half as handsome?

Or this could be like that novel (and upcoming Syfy miniseris) Childhood’s End.

“Boy, Satoshi, America sure sounds interesting. I hope one day a Yankee plane will come here to Hiroshima and fly me straight to Hollywood!”

We should lock them up and tattoo numbers of them and make them wear striped shirts with badges that say “Prequel”! That seems to be in fashion nowadays.