This place misses you more than Jay Cutler misses white sugar.

Hey man, great job. You totally called that.

You know the real loser in all of this is the phone.

+1

You have the palate of a WWII veteran.

Objectively, it looks like a orangeish penis with a smiley face wearing a cape

“Wow! You’re Wayne Rooney! You used to be really good!”

It is way too early for this shit.

Really meaningful gesture, folks, right down to the Comic Sands theme.