Sure, everyone says they love dogs, but do they feed relatives and dead lovers to their pets?
Sure, everyone says they love dogs, but do they feed relatives and dead lovers to their pets?
Come here, Ramsay, give your dad a hug!
I think I missed some dialogue.
What was the first thing that Hodor said?
And Old Nan is his mom? I would probably loose 99.9% of my vocabulary if I grew up hearing about spiders the size of hounds.
*scans article for "Ser Pounce"*
YES! HE WILL LIVE!!!
Precisely.
Other than Dorne, S6 is at least starting by not doing anything quite as illogical as the character-destroying stupidity of Stannis / Shireen and "for The Watch".
Season 5 made me veeeerrry suspicious, though.
What We Learned…
One thing that Reek / Theon remains good at is stabbing people in the back.
That's right, they are technically still married to each other! Huh.
I didn't hate Hizdahr zo Loraq, I just hated his name.
Tyrion + Dany. She is going to need to marry into a noble house in Westeros once she gets there, and the Sons of the Harpy took care of her betrothed. Varys can resume his duties as Master of Whispers.
"…all the people that she cursed with the Blood Leeches from Gendry are dead …"
One of the Kingsblood Leaches was for "the ursurper Balon Greyjoy." Still alive as far as we know.
Well, Littlefinger did have to witness the trashed interior of the Sexposition Brothel. I think that counts as a tiny bit of comeuppance. Very tiny, to be sure.
Also, Jonathan Pryce was in Brazil, one of my all-time favorite movies.
Well, word got around the kennels about that big blond bitch who defeated the Champion of All Dogs — The Hound.
Brienne of fvcking Tarth showed up, and those bloodhounds just okeydoked on out of there.
I call New Drogo "Khal Moro(n)".
Reminds me of The Hound… "Safety? Where the fuck's that? Her aunt in the Eyrie is dead. Her mother's dead. Her father's dead. Her brother's dead. Winterfell is a pile of rubble. There is no safety, you dumb bitch. You don't know that by now, you're the wrong one to watch over her."
HA! Nice.
However, I think it has been a while since Sansa has enjoyed any delicious lemon-cake.
I think it might be a while longer before she does again.
Unless Pod has some lemons stashed away?
Perhaps that is the secret to Pod's success with the ladies — he makes cakes, puddings, pies, custards, and cookies that are so…
Almost as bad as "we'll talk about it on my return."
What?!? No… pork sausage! Do you think I'm some sort of savage?
I think the "something major" will be Mel shape shifting to become Jon Snow. Just my pet theory. It could be related to the amount of weed I smoked last night.
6.5 seems spot on.
So, was the battle in the snow in Stannis' vision was his defeat of the Wildling army in front of the Wall?
*Littlefinger's Jetskis.