At least the quote is describing some horribly twisted exploitation with facts.

Good thing they never had sexual relations then

Michael Bay casts Explosion. It's super-effective

♫ I'm the arbitrator
With these trademark litigators
*gavel sound* KNOCK KNOCK….. KNOCK
I'm the arbitrator
With these trademark litigators
*gavel sound* KNOCK KNOCK….. KNOCK
I'm waiting
And debating
I'm hissing
And dismissing…♫

Indigestion and oddly-coloured diarrhea?

Hopefully they will watch NCIS reruns on USA and drink slightly cold water while they watch.

I was somewhat excited for Tron 3 until I heard that Sam is coming back. The protagonist and the performance was one of the worst things about Legacy. Completely forgettable.

I heard a rumor that they are making the blob BLUE. But they'd never make "Creature from the WHITE Lagoon"!

The episodes where Palpatine is being pursued by Grievous are so freakin' tense.

I always loved how early Tartakovsky-related shows like Dexter, PPG, and Samurai Jack always found a way to include:

Oh I thought you were just counting the prequels

Some?

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MRAs suddenly attack @avclub-6fd1603ab2095dd25a27cb958bac6cfb:disqus for his clear misandry.

My best friend's name is Princess. It's not a hugely uncommon name

"And the winner is…. The Wizard for Super Mario Bros. 3!"

Oddly enough, the first time I even saw Dave Franco in anything was when Kevin Hart slapped him in those Madden commercials.

Not a very snarky response, but they should really add a "Best Stuntwork" or "Best Action" or something(s). Crap like the MTV Movie Awards do blindly reward popularity over quality. But they also have categories that reward, with actual merit even, one of the things that audiences usually go to the popular…

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You forgot Seven Samurai