The worst thing about this headline? The DuckTales theme song gets stuck in my head all day again. Gee thanks, A.V.Club!

CROSS CROSS LASSOS LAZZO IN RED REDDIT AMA MELEE

The next Spiderman is gonna make the Amazing Spiderman look like Spiderman

Hey, it works for Twitch.tv.

This statement is FAR too ambiguous

I'm partial to Incarcerated Scarfaces, myself

When reading the words "behemoth", "new album", and "Godspeed You! Black Emperor" in the same article, I can only assume that the album will be 2 hours long with only 3 songs on it

I, for one, loved virtually everything about It Was Written. Call what he did selling out, dumbing it down, whatever, the record was not just more easily digestible to the public as a whole (with some still-great singles off of it), but it still maintained the amazing lyricism and production that came to be Nas'…

I've never seen an entire episode of Ally McBeal, but my channel-flipping would inevitably stop on Fox for about a minute when it was on.

*audience laughs and applauds*

On one hand, this sounds pretty awesome. But on the other hand, the last time a beloved too-clever-and-twisted-for-its-audience Nickelodeon show came back under full control of the creator, it got Adult Party Cartoon appended to the name. And it was, for lack of a better term, completely dogshit

Like in December when Legend of Korra was on?

There are no words in the headline that are not awesome.

Not long ago, it became a brief running joke that Terrence Howard in a prominent role is going to have some emotional silent cry moment (Crash, Hustle & Flow, Pride, more than likely Empire)

I say that same about Diane Lane and her nomination for Unfaithful.

No Halle Berry? After Monster's Ball, she was in the Bond movie that, despite the financial success, was so craptacular that they rebooted the entire tone of the franchise with Daniel Craig.

I'd put MRAs in the tens of thousands. Don't give me nightmares even suggesting that their numbers are in the millions

Even Octavia wants nothing to do with this bit

Julianne Moore just screwed up the "great acceptance speech" streak

He doesn't even have a house? Being a famous actor is rough