Jesus Christ. Millennials can’t even get prostitution right.

what’s with the 3DS remakes of DS games coming out right now? Seems hardly worth it. Also I just want a Switch version of this and Radiant Historia to go with my brand new Switch (also in case these remakes don’t make it to europe)

Nah, snowflakes are an angry humorless bunch.

I have a WiiU, and it failed to meet my expectations.

I just watched that again this past weekend, and I would approve of such an idea. Heck, bring in Bruce Leroy and Sho’nuff as characters in the Defenders show, while they’re at it.

No one alive today has ever been a slave or owned a slave in America. Everyone has equal rights by law regardless of their race. Quoting history is a moot point as white people have also been slaves if you go back far enough in history. All of which is completely meaningless as there is still no justifiable reason to…

Man, the author of this article is doing nothing but further racial tensions by slinging mud and massively generalizing an entire group of people.

My biggest gripe was that all players had to tag and collect items themselves so even if one wanted to stay up top and cover, he (or she) would still have to come down into the town or house and collect all the crap themselves. it really chews up alot of time having to individually scrounge before setting off to a new…

That’s exactly what I’m thinking. In an office like that, in a state like North Carolina which went RED in the election, you know there’s gotta be some Trump supporters in there.

I have to imagine there are a lot of Trump supporters in that sea of white people, likely not wishing to appear in this video, but pressured into doing so for fear of being ostracized by their co-workers or lose their job.

“Except our bubble is much larger.”

Not big enough in a few swing states, unfortunately.

Not really, just in your bubble of social media

lol do NOT be a Trump supporter in that office or you’d be fired. Sad but true.. keep it secret! Keep it safe.

Exactly. And I’m glad Uber picked people up. It should remind everyone of the freedom of thought we enjoy in this country and the fact that your priority and interests don’t have to be everyone else’s. You’re not an evil person for supporting this ban and you’re not an idiot for protesting it. As soon as we start…

I liked it when Jalopnik was about cars and there weren’t fascists running America. I guess neither of us gets to have it our way.

It seems like Jalopnik has become an echo chamber for political views that ignore both sides of an argument and agree with whatever MSNBC said this morning. I liked it more when it was about cars. I’ll take my clicks elsewhere so someone else can make their fractions of a penny on my viewership.

Yup. I will always remember back to my college days (25+ years ago now). I stayed on campus over the summer, RAing for room and board and easy credits. There was always a large Japanese contingent of students there for the summer, and one was a (bitchy, angry) girl named Shigeku. The other Japanese students called her…

No one cares and Michelangelo is the worst Ninja Turtle.

It needs to. The sincerely need to focus on making games for one system. We already have hardly any software. Also Nintendo please don’t release another monster hunter on 3ds and not the switch. My eyes can’t take it anymore. Actually scratch the please and change it to “you better”