TSwift has a home not far from here, and for many years (as long as she’s been here, usually in the summer) she has been quietly doing all sorts of charitable things. I’ve mentioned this a lot, but she goes to the local Children’s hospital here unannounced all the time. She has visited after school programs for LGTBQ…

To be fair, I don’t think it’s the hand-hovering that has renewed our obsession with Keanu. It’s the hovering PLUS the abundant series of small and pleasant interactions that people have reported over the years that make it clear he’s a kind, low-key funny, and humble person despite being Neo and the hot guy from…

One of my co-workers was walking down a San Francisco street when she tripped and nearly fell into a row of motorcycles. In that weird time slowing thing that happens in crisis moments, imagining the wave of tumbling bikes as she fell, an arm reached in and caught her while the other hand grabbed the first bike.

Keanu seems like the kind of person who recognizes when something is wrong and will avoid doing that wrong thing. He also strikes me as the kind of person who if they discover something makes another human being uncomfortable they not only stop doing that thing but immediately and profusely apologize for doing it.…

I love Keanu Reeves as much as the next normal person. Not an obsessive stan but he truly seems to be a good guy and I enjoy seeing him in things.

Mitch McConnell “shrugged off” questions about whether or not his marriage to Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao is maybe the reason his state received special treatment from the Transportation Department for grants and other projects.

I am all “goodbye, Lisa!”

Honestly, she should have taken the season off after the sudden death of her brother. Or the show should have just told her to take some time off. 

Yeah. I think she should take an actual factory job for a few months, see how it compares. Mind you, she’d have to pretend like she’s not obscenely wealthy when she gets home at night in order to get the full effect of the experiment.

Oh, Michelle Williams. Your “factory job” that made you a millionaire many times over and gave you your entire career that you could retire from in your thirties and never have to worry about money. I think instead of “factory job” you meant “the luckiest motherfucking thing to happen to me ever and I am so grateful”? 

It didn't work for Kim and Kanye

“If Madonna and Bradley Cooper were locked in a room together would their combined self-absorption cancel each other out, and then they would disappear? Cause if that is case I am willing to help fund that experiment.”

Jezebel stop talking about the beyonce story. The This is a none fucking story. Beyonce didn’t smile while someone leaned over her. This is not a story. STOP.Also, I wish beyonce would call her fans out, they are insane. I don’t think her telling her fans to calm down will stop anything, but her being silent isn’t a…

The BeyHive is the worst. These people need to get lives. I wonder if Beyonce will ever tell them to chill the fuck out? I know it’s nice to have an adoring fan base but geez. They go way overboard. 

If Madonna and Bradley Cooper were locked in a room together would their combined self-absorption cancel each other out, and then they would disappear?  Cause if that is case I am willing to help fund that experiment. 

I don’t know why Andy Cohen doesn’t include mandatory reunion appearance in their contracts.

She left Uncle Jesse for Balki Bartokomous.

Duh, she’s going to live on the farm with Michelle!

Honestly I kinda want to see it where someone’s always looking for her and she really *is* out picking up some milk every time. Extra funny when it’s middle-of-the-night scenes.

Way, way too many people are sleeping on Macaulay Culkin in his later years.