Hey, my name is Stompers' Shadow, and I am a Kitchenette addict.

"Don't talk to our mother like that!" barked one of the sons.

This gif is perfect. That story was perfect. It makes me gleefully happy that this happened (not necessarily that potato face was mean, but that revenge was had, even if it was silly).

Oh my tap-dancing Christ, the popcorn story made me giggle like a cartoon supervillian. More stories from Callie! MOAR I SAY!

Only a deranged asshole would order bacon extra limp, then offer said gelatinous fatty tissue to a terrified waitress as a peace offering. Crispy or nothing, limp dick psycho Santa.

Week one of my BCO Diet: Fries in a cone. I can live with that. Just have to get myself some malted vinegar. To Five Guys I go!

I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know my cheddar biscuits will be free. And I won't forget the men who died, so I can bitch about automatic gratuity.

"I don't need to justify how I earn a living any more than you do."

This will never not be funny to me. Never.

It's about ethics in cake decorating.

labeled "Florida business does total non-shitty thing."

+1 left turn.

And a bunch of fraternities and sororities that are based in Indianapolis have come out against it, too. It's like somebody played an April Fool's Day joke on the NFL by giving them last year's news on papers dated today. Goodell is probably really enjoying the coverage of the Sochii Olympics.

As a Gordon fan: THEMS FIGHTIN' WORDS!!!

I will defend it. I believe it is a business owners' right to refuse service and to do business as they see fit.

I also hope that a company that engages in the practice of discrimination based on race, religion, etc is not in business very long, but I believe it is market forces and free will that should determine…

Jeff Gordon jumpsuit.

The NFL has now been outplayed on this issue by both NASCAR and Mark Emmert.

Don’t be so quick - NASCAR is the gayest sport in America.

Wow. When you're to the right of NASCAR on a social issue, it might be time to reconsider your position.