I was 10 when this happened and it remains one of the greatest things human drama stories that happened during my lifetime. I always enjoy revisiting it.

Whoa. That IS a fun fact. I LOVE THIS FUN FACT.

Sort of related fun fact: Diddy didn't get the appropriate permission for I’ll Be Missing You, so Sting is still raking in 730k a year in royalties:

The only after Christmas sale I care about is all of that sweet half price Christmas candy.

Thanks, I'm about to leave for a trip home. Mom is a hoarder and Dad just doesn't care anymore. I'm only staying one night, I have to, because the main reason I'm going it to have the second phase of the moving closer to their children talk with them. My husband, understandably, is not coming with me and the sibling…

Holy shit, you name-checked "Delta Dawn." All the props for that alone. (Also, unless your compensation included Burt Reynolds doing a live reenactment of his "Cosmo" spread for you, whatever you got paid to sit through this Fox thing wasn't nearly enough.)

I can't. I'm sitting around waiting for a promotion.

I'm a big fan of a clean break. It helps you heal and move on. You owe him nothing.

In Jaden's case, those aren't wrinkles.

Those are higher level math.

The ladies over at gofugyourself.com really broke down the Biebs' outfit

I'm pretty sure that this is about the worst (and saddest) example of banner inflation out there. Although it may just be a symptom of the general hopelessness of D.C. sports fans.

I think Cameron was able to take an insurmountable lead with his crushing win at the Kicking The Beggar event.

That Gametime Cheap Beer of the Week may never be topped.

Imagine Dan Snyder throwing up a banner in FedEx Field because his kid won a dressage competition

During my parents' split, my dad launched a full-on battle for custody of his three daughters. He lived in a one-bedroom apartment and had a rich, swinging bachelor lifestyle. My mom replied, "sure, take them," aaaaaand that was where his battle plan faltered.

I thought the whole point of sleepovers was so that parents could get laid while their kid was away? And then they trade with the other parent...

Her boobs do not affect her relationship God. If they did, then that's something she and God need to work out themselves. If her boobs affect my relationship with God, then that's something me and God gotta work out ourselves.

why not just unfriend her? Are you worried that she'll notice and get upset?

I'm going to guess the Cobb Place Shopping Center in Kennesaw. #KENITSCALLEDTHEINTERNET

$0.10 Head, The John Rocker Story is down the street shooting the scene where the young fireballer realizes his talent after launching a molotov cocktail through the Planned Parenthood window from 50 yards.