If there is any justice, each of their mistresses is at home quietly sabotaging their preferred means of birth control.

*claps hands together excitedly* Internet tea party!

This circus can't hold a candle to the unprecedented international media festival that was the O.J. trial.

It's ironic that they'd hashtag "#we beat stupidity" while defending someone whose crime was aided and abetted by complete stupidity — the shoe's on the other foot here, guys. While I agree with you in principle, in practice — the horse is out of the barn and has been since the country was founded. Trial-as-side…

I can't be the only one seeing this.

I was wondering... When T-Pain speaks, is it still autotuned??
(Cuz that'd be awesome.)

The age of the child is a factor too. It's not as assholey for a 2 year old to be having a huge tantrum at Safeway as it is for a 4 year old. And when it's like and 8 or 9 year old being a little shit, then I think the parents have missed their chance to correct the behavior and officially sent another asshole into…

I used to watch 90210 with my mom! It was awesome. We'd order take out and watch. My dad would roll his eyes and hang out in the basement.

Now I feel weird for not being ashamed of watching Skins. I was so excited when I heard they were checking up on past characters instead of a new crop.

hey, i was born this way

What made me really depressed was that several of these GOP nutjobs who are trying to regulate vaginas are, in fact, medical doctors. OBGYNs even.

What Paula, and the Matt Lauer crowd, don't see is that this isn't just about her having said the N-word.

"Because young women are far more impressionable than young men."

Then explain Axe Body Spray.

Yeah, but I see more of Uncle Ruckus (The Boondocks) from him. Scary!

I love this, but I am sure the Repulicans have something up their sleeve to stop this. If not sleezebag Rick Perry will call another emergency session, or some other trick. The bill will pass somehow, and it will be up to the courts to annul it once again.

If you refer to the Paula Deen fiasco, there's so much more going on there than just her using the n-word. It's a poor use of her mouth to discuss the facts that she wanted black people serving as 'slaves' at her brother's wedding, and I'm not inclined to excuse that or dig around for ways to "explain" it, especially…

Because insulting someone based on the color of their skin implies that you think that yours is somehow superior. If a white person stole from you, you'd probably call them an asshole, not a cracker. It's ok to judge people based on their words or actions, because they have control over that and that shit matters.…

Yeah, if they were barking, they were Q's. If anybody else does it, it's Gimmick Infringement. They also get the Omega symbol branded on their bodies. That's right: Branded.

To the notion that a bro must be a white dude.

To qualify as a "jock," does one have to be competent at his sport?