I think if you join them together, they create Voltron.

My office is across the road from a Dempsters bread building and when they burn out the ovens it is the worst smell.

I never wanted to go on a cruise and between this crash, the other crash, and that whole "entire ship filled with sewage" incident, I am glad to have my life choices validated.

I love this painting, but all of a sudden I'm depressed at the fact that our country and Supreme Court have been around for almost 250 years and these are all the women that have ever been on it. All of 'em.

thank you for coming and effectively snatching that wig. I saw that comment and i was like, girl bye.

This show is designed by people who want to be "80s" without the humiliation of looking like the actual 80s. It's Leave it to Beaver 80s. A nice, wholesome, pallid finish to pretend that all the really crazy stuff didn't exist.

I love this show. I understand that it's a prequel to Candace Bushnell's later life, not the TV show SATC, and I enjoy it on its own merits. AnnaSophia Robb is adorable and the Sam Jones casting was brilliant.

others thought they were infertile for no particular reason

I call everyone dude. Guys, ladies, children, adults, any ethnicity. It is the universal noun, and a perfect word.

What do you think happened when the Polaroid camera was invented?!

Show of hands, how many people didn't read the post at all and just want to comment on the stock photo?

But then ... if you're not wearing one, doesn't that make you a harpy spinster by default?

OHHHHH, I own The Woman's Dress for Success Guide! I managed to get my hands on a (very yellowed) copy when I was in graduate school studying Fashion Theory. It's actually a pretty good guide, with snazzy (totally work appropriate) 70s style. Lots of brown. And plaid. And brown plaid.

I was married to a man who embarrassed me all the time like I imagine this guy does to his wife, and it is excruciating. I've got too much dignity now to put up with that kind of a man-child.

It does seem like he is trying too hard.

When is hate not biased?

But why waste time dancing to that fake shit when I'm already over here shaking it:

Wait, Fassbender? What? Gary Oldman? Please don't break my heart!

I KNEW Alan Thicke was a creeper! I KNEW it and no one was believing me because of stupid Growing Pains.

Someone spent quite awhile on GroupThink yesterday quite pompously and condescendingly explaining that we all need to stop whining about racism because class is the real issue, and poor white people and poor people of color are treated exactly the same and have all the same opportunities! The REAL problem in America…