I used to take my barbies to my brother's huge model aircraft carrier and make them have sex with his G.I. Joe's, then when they were done the barbies would throw the G.I. Joe's overboard and man the big guns and start shooting things. At first my parents were a little worried but apparently I told them that the…

I don't believe being an at will state allows one to have two sets of rules depending on the race of the person. You can't be blatantly racist and then claim your "will" to employ has run out.

Good thing they only allow natural breasts...

I don't understand at all why women report these crimes to campus security instead of actual cops.

For the record, while it wasn't the case here, blond, blue-eyed, fair-skinned children can be born to darker-skinned, dark-eyed, dark-haired people, if both parents carry the necessary recessive genes.

Indeed. My son's High School team/mascot is/are "The Rough Riders". On shorts in the grocery. Rough Riders. ON THE BUTT. :-p

is it me or has there been an influx of "buzzfeed reports..." posts lately?

Just tell her she's an idiot. But I suspect she'll find out herself when she gets old and loses the validation the dudebros are giving her.

The home ec episode was the best ever. When she buys the bagged cereal and transfers it to the name brand boxes was C L A S S I C!

I fucking love Roseanne. I remember being a kid and thinking, "That's what our refrigerator looks like." Literally, they got the decorations on the refrigerator right.

Seconding the Sleepy Hollow recommendation. It's filling the hole in my heart left by Fringe (a law enforcement agent and a civilian consultant exploring weird things? It's basically Fringe 2!) and I love it. Plus, you know, this extremely pretty English guy:

What I really want to know is when The Lambada is coming back? Remember when everyone's panties were in a wad over that one?

That he was a linebacker. He couldn't have weighed any more than 140lbs.

Why is it that the people who are most against birth control are the same people whose parents could've served the world best by using it?

Especially b/c almost every Catholic woman I know is on BC, and just doesn't discuss it with the men in their life. I notice he doesn't have 7 kids sooo...I wonder what he'll do if he ever finds his wife's "secret stash."

I would give anything for a People cover story debating on whether Roker's body is bikini ready or not. Seriously. That's the only way he'll understand.

I used to be too, but then they stopped being effective. Apparently that can happen if your uterus is terrible enough! Another fun anecdote: all those years of horrible cramps strengthened the ever-loving crap out of my uterus, and it casually ejected my IUD after two weeks.

Protip: Try crafting faux sacrificial victims out of Spam!

so the out-of-shape dude that couldn't fight off a skinny teenage boy is the same man that can get a fully-grown adult out of an overturned truck.