UGH. YES. I have been waiting for Jez to cover this. I shotgunned the entire season in one sitting when it premiered and wrote about it on groupthink.

Not exactly, but I hate reheated veggies. I recommend keeping your meals as separate ingredients until ready to eat so that you don't have *leftovers*, you have *ingredients* for future meals. I mean, grilled chicken is something you can throw in pasta or on a salad or put on a sandwich. And something like cold…

Zach Braff's presence in anything is a guarantee I won't watch it.

Jenny McCarthy Kill Count.

Thank you...that was exactly what I was thinking. She's already shown herself to be a dangerous idiot and giving her a chance to spread that ignorance everyday is not a good move.

"Why are people so into Yuengling?"

I suppose I should come clean and say that I stole it from Terry Pratchett, in reference to when a goblin mother will eat her baby when food is scarce and starvation is imminent. Better to save the mother and lose the baby, than lose both. There's also some goblin religion stuff that makes it seem even more sensible…

If there is any justice, each of their mistresses is at home quietly sabotaging their preferred means of birth control.

*claps hands together excitedly* Internet tea party!

This circus can't hold a candle to the unprecedented international media festival that was the O.J. trial.

It's ironic that they'd hashtag "#we beat stupidity" while defending someone whose crime was aided and abetted by complete stupidity — the shoe's on the other foot here, guys. While I agree with you in principle, in practice — the horse is out of the barn and has been since the country was founded. Trial-as-side…

I can't be the only one seeing this.

I was wondering... When T-Pain speaks, is it still autotuned??
(Cuz that'd be awesome.)

The age of the child is a factor too. It's not as assholey for a 2 year old to be having a huge tantrum at Safeway as it is for a 4 year old. And when it's like and 8 or 9 year old being a little shit, then I think the parents have missed their chance to correct the behavior and officially sent another asshole into…

I used to watch 90210 with my mom! It was awesome. We'd order take out and watch. My dad would roll his eyes and hang out in the basement.

Now I feel weird for not being ashamed of watching Skins. I was so excited when I heard they were checking up on past characters instead of a new crop.

hey, i was born this way

What made me really depressed was that several of these GOP nutjobs who are trying to regulate vaginas are, in fact, medical doctors. OBGYNs even.

What Paula, and the Matt Lauer crowd, don't see is that this isn't just about her having said the N-word.