Also, any head coaches whose first and last names start with the letter B should be required to tell the opponents their play calls before they’re allowed to run them.

Is that counting bribes or not?

Pretty sure the worst case is Aaron Hernandez.

If he runs the wrong routes he won’t be getting targeted. See Ochocinco.

They’re paying 1.2 million to have a player not there. That’s eating it.

It also noted that 50% of students at four-year public colleges and universities have stated that they have organized

I root for the Pats. I’ve just embraced the evil. It’s exhausting trying to defend them all the time so I make fun of them and cheer for them while they keep winning.

Bears got a fourth round pick, but they also gave up a 6th round in the trade. They’re also eating $1.2 million.

If I had to play with Jay Cutler I’d probably lose my mind a little too.

Boston TE Party

Innocent people have died when someone called swat, see Bettie Jones. It’s been proven deadly, no need for the qualifier.