LeBron activates playoffs mode on NBA 2K19

I’m just going to wait until someone posts something clever and then claim it as my own without attribution.

You are there to answer some damn questions.

What is “really fucking depressing”?

Pretty sure the optimum office food is a nice chicken salad, with a side of coleslaw, and a squeeze bottle of Miracle Whip to just pour down your throat as a chaser.  Every office should have this.

He was initially charged with reckless driving but after review it was determined the guy wasn’t set and the call was reversed. 

Fake nice northern midwesterners. 

Anthony Davis needs to leave this bum and play with excellent players like the guys that back up Lonzo Ball, Kyle Kuzma and Brandon Ingram.

Zion altered the equator of the basketball

There’s always a flip side.

“We talked about culture and bringing the right people in this building and I would never do anything that would tarnish the reputation of the Brown family and the Bengals organization”

It’s just like the beginning of Good Will Hunting, except none of them are geniuses and it’s entirely their fault. 

Even Patriots fans can’t stand Patriots fans.

“I’m wicked hydrated, thanks to TB12 wat-ah”

Gronk: “Six of nine?! Nice!”

*Goes up for a leaping high five*

*Injures leg*

That’s how long it took to find a pack of Kent IIIs, he said

*LIST ONLY VALID IF YOU EAT CEREAL FOR INCONTINENCE

Johnny Gomes of ranked lists.

TIM MARCHMAN DOES NOT SPEAK FOR THE REST OF THE DEADSPIN STAFF.

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU