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right, but by all accounts nothing like that happened... so the only person being a douche about that is you. He got them home safely and dropped them off. That’s it. The rape report wasn’t made to him, and based on the accounts and sources, no report of inappropriate behavior was made to him. According to this, he…

Counterpoint: acting as a designated driver for someone doesn’t enable shitty behavior. It’s actually the exact opposite.

Death toll “rices” to 56

Were the women surrounding him auditioning to be Left Shark?

Filed to DAMN.

He seemed like such a good dude. This is another good one:

This sketch does not get nearly enough praise, but I think it might be his best:

*Swipes iPhone up to turn on camera* [Cannot Take Photo. There is not enough available storage to take photo]

ESPN’s David Newton got the fight on video

This just in, Kaji killed 6 hookers while at SMU. His defense, “I saved their immortal, unnatural, and unhealthy souls”

Man. I really thought this was leading to a punch line :(

Out of curiosity, what is your definition of homophobic? If there’s one thing not in dispute about the man, it’s that he’s homophobic.

I was hoping you’d go back in time to prevent those five hookers from being killed, you inconsiderate schmuck.

They redacted everything tangentially related to the five hookers he murdered.

I remember being pissed that Craig James was being replaced by Kirk Herbstreit on ESPN Gameday long long ago. I hope before I die they invent a time machine, so I can go back in time and confront my younger self by punching younger me in the dick for being such a jackass.

No, but seriously, Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU.

And if you want to make your own...