I’m a hunter, and I know I always feel the proudest when I use bait to lure an animal that I have no intention of eating and that has become acclimated to being in the presence of people (which removes any sport in it) nominally outside a protected area for the sole purpose of counteracting the shame of my shockingly…

I didn’t know of Jeff Healey before seeing this flick. I now listen to his stuff all the time. It’s spectacular. Thanks Road House!

Road House is the “Citizen Kane” of Road House movies. It is perfect.

One more thing! A few years ago, it finally dawned on me that the Double Deuce’s owner is DeSoto from freakin’ EMERGENCY!

you are a garbage person that hates joy

Can’t help but add:

I love how ever time Bill Murray sees this movie, he will call Kelly Lynch’s husband (Mitch Glazer) and give him play-by-play when Dalton bones his wife. Murray even called him once from freakin’ RUSSIA!

Disclosure: I live in New England and have coached girl’s softball (not because I am passionate about the sport, but because my daughter plays) as well as baseball (which she also plays). I’ve got decades of experience playing baseball at a high level, coaching, and working in both affiliated and independent baseball.

Is it wrong that, when he rolled onto his back with his legs up, I immediately thought he was going for a triangle?

Blood Jort

Being totally serious, that is the easiest way to take someone down who grabs you from behind. And he rolls right on top of him. I don’t know if he was lucky or if he knew what he was doing. Kudos!

Per the rules, all the punches in this video should have been underhand.

Still better than 80% of Found Footage films.

These guys sure are crabby.

OBLIGATORY!

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.

Growing up with a father that hates golf led to us doing something like this everytime we drove past golf courses. If my dad saw someone about to tee off or putt he would slow down and wait until they were in their backswing before laying on the horn. My two brothers and I absolutely fucking loved it. I know I still…

Balk

Gimme a break, willya? I got thirty grand on Speith!

If ISIS really wanted to terrorize America they would just do this randomly. Millions of Americans going through every day activities not knowing when an air cannon is going to go off.