Roberto Demente

I read this article multiple times and still couldn't figure out where the hell his sons and their hacking ability entered into it.

Bautista has two daughters, no sons, and they are too young to be hackers. http://www.torontolife.com/informer/featu…

"I don't know why he got in trouble for that. I was always told that guys should get their prostrate checked out at least once a year."

I'd be cool with an honest "Ah shit, we're a bunch of old out-of-touch Christians who just had no idea, we'll rescind the fine, apologize for the penalty, and make a small donation to whatever his charity is." Because I truly believe it was an honest (stupid) mistake. But since the NFL can never, ever, ever admit when…

Her chest looks like someone molded two salad bowls to her skin.

"Sorry about that. Here, have some blankets..."

Let me call you three towtrucks, because one just isn't going to be nearly enough to extract your head from your ass.

Hopefully he'll Seymour chances in the future.

Fate for the blatant push before the pass was made?

People are freaking out that they would even test for THC.

If this is true then I feel this is the appropriate outcome. It was a preventable tragedy on both parts and it is impossible to prove any sort of malicious intent. This has deeply affected Tony, and you can see it in his driving.

I just don't understand why he doesn't put on the ring and walk out of prison, since it makes him invisible.

I'm sure Jeets enjoyed the tongue in cheek ...

Maybe the Warriors will finally start taking more twos.

Can't wait to get drunk and accidentally piss all over Office/Lab +160

What else would you expect for a team fueled by Curry?

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