Bill Gramatica: /cracks open the champagne
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My 6 year old son just asked me if that was his first time tackling someone.
He turned me into a Newt!
He's a witch! Burn him!
"That boulder is too large."
You guys, Blatter is making a Doug Exeter-style joke. See his next tweet...
He's correct.
For it to be a 2, it would have to be both upside down and inverted. Y'know, like Darren Rovell's head relative to his ass.
A lot of ups and downs in that marriage.
Of course they want to get it right. If they don't, Adrian Peterson will beat the ever loving shit out of them.
Drew Magary's post yesterday on corporal punishment and parenting inspired a great deal of feedback, including a…
If you're disciplining a one year old, you aren't even fucking trying to parent.
I'm no prude, but how was that guy not called for a 15 yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty? He literally teabagged the guy.
The longtime agent and I were talking about NFL reporters and professional lapses. I said, "I guess you see…
"It has nothing to do with him as a football player. It has to do purely with the facts that we have, that have been presented to us."
Wow, it's crazy how the Vikings can flick the switch like that.
This isn't the first time Penn State demanded someone to bend over backwards for them.
Stay classy Rutgers. Kids are going to see that. How will you explain?
A good way to explain that banner BTW