That cop is cool as shit can't imagine what drunken hillbilly babble he must have heard surrounded by FSU fans grab him a beer

If someone did this to me on FIFA I'd probably ragequit.

Still the best. I'd let Stone Cold give my four year old a stunner if it meant getting to toast him with a beer bash.

I'm going to hate watching Lukaku go wild today if it happens. Still sore about that move

That would cap off a wonderful start to the holiday weekend.

/cites to dubious study that says 90% of Native Americans think the sign is funny

Curiously enough, Winston's last encounter with a college co-ed resulted in a few pokes and a trail of tears.

"And these kids do it on a daily basis and a yearly basis … and it's a real problem out there."

What the fuck is in his mouth? Is that a tiny Bo Pelini head tongue a la xenomorphs?

Of all people that should chill out and take a hit. This guy,

His T-Shirt appears to say "Expand."

"I just went to Bangor" turned out to not be a great alibi

This sort of treatment isn't that unusual in the Pac-12. Like at Oregon, where players get called all kinds of duck words.

A great line of reasoning but you forgot the all important wild card... Because Texas!

Now, a partially paralyzed former player wants to outfit rinks with a "Look-Up Line"

That's what happens when you let Lisa Turtle from "Saved by the Bell" file a report.

Now you'll have to look elsewhere for your "Who's Michael Sam showering with these days?" coverage.

ESPN also claimed "We really...dropped the soap on that one."