in the battle between evil and evil, evil always wins.

Goodell was initially going to let it slide, until he heard there might be a joint involved.

Kill Whitey

If that was a regular Michigan student, he would get expelled from school. Kick this fuck off the team.

Too bad for the victim. If he had just held out a little longer, York had an engagement ring waiting for him.

Would you bang Christy Mack?

Good deal didn't mean to jump the gun on ya

I meant Tom Ley's statement. Its totally performance enhancing.

I'm sorry, can you not read?

taking mdma is just like being a cowboys fan: some fun during the weekend but generally depressed on monday morning.

Yeah, it's dumb, but maybe he should be suspended for taking things that he bought in Mexico.

MILWAUKEE-Asked child in restaurant: "God, did you hear about Santa Claus?"

Yea man Pete's been off his rocker lately. I tweeted him about Tony Stewart and he replied saying it was an amazing story. Then I had to deal w/ all this assholes who saw it and bitched at me for saying it was an amazing story. I wasn't the one that said it morons.

Peter King is a clinically significant score on the MMPI

"God, did you hear about Robin Williams?"
"Yes, Peter. He's here with us now."

I'm just happy to hear that God Shammgod is gainfully employed. What was that, a Denny's?

Peter King: "and your childhood dog isn't at the farm after all. It's dead too."

Asked restaurant host: God, did you hear about Robin Williams?

Asked restaurant host: "God, did you hear about sandy hook?"