"Then I asked him to suggest a good microbrew. And a coffeeshop for tomorrow morning."

Equating MMA, a sport, with beating women is baiting bullshit as well as ludicrous.

"bros"

Just when an MMA fight is on?

I don't care what he can do in a ring or an octagon, he isn't a man.

So he said was joking about that other tweet. What about this one?

Did I say otherwise?

What pisses me off is Fox News calling her a "Porn Star" in a way that makes you feel like they're saying "It's okay, she's a whore anyway" like anyone deserves this.

Turns out, it's not an alright night for fighting :(

Yeah, like put the food from McDonald's inside of it.

Baby boomers didn't do that.

I'm not sure why they are putting liquid butter on a sandwich anyway. But, you gotta admit that in the grand scheme of things, they could have done way worse things to the inside of a sandwich that they served to a customer.

Going to Europe

The set up for this story is wrong. I'm 25 and if some asshole teenager intentionally put a swastika in my sandwich I'm gonna be fucking pissed.

You sound FUN!

That's nice, thanks for letting us know!

See, when I took my shirt off for a kid's popcorn it was illegal. This is bullshit.

"Mom, why is your lap so warm?"